Too Little, Too Latte`

(To the tune of “My Favorite Things” from “The Sound of Music”)

By Earl P. Holt III

Starbucks adores everyone but “the Right”:

It’s getting its just desserts in its new plight.

Swamped by black vagrants and hustlers and pimps;

It soon caved and pandered ‘cause its run by wimps.

Reverend Jesse done taught them his one trick;

Liberals are easy marks when you “hit a lick.”

White guilt and privilege makes them cave fast;

Won’t know what hit them ‘til the bad PR’s past.

Deadbeats and vagrants, malodorous homeless;

Sure love clean bathrooms, but make them a foul mess.

Loud, crude and pushy, more black spectacles;

Just a jive shake-down where there’s no testicles.

One thought on “Too Little, Too Latte`

  • April 26, 2018 at 7:11 am

    “Dem whyte folkses sho’ ’nuff does hab SUM cleen batrooms…”

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