The 7 Days of Kwanzaa

On the Seventh Day of Kwanzaa, my baby-momma gibbed to me:

Seven Drive-by shootings;
Six rocks of crack;
Five StOOOOOOlen rings;
Four hot tires;
Three bad checks;
Two butcher knives;
And a carload of stolen property.

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