What A Friend We Have In Gorsuch

What a friend we have in Gorsuch,
A man who’s clearly sent by God!
What a joy it is to see him,
In the Halls, where Scalia trod.

We are weak and heavy-laden,
Our culture, and our race at bay:
All our Bill of Rights asunder,
The commies and the queers must pay.

SCOTUS unchained Mr. Janus,
No longer fleeced by union thugs:
Democrats are apoplectic,
Don’t see extortion clearly sucks.

The Court upheld the Travel Ban,
Barring some from the Middle East:
Reversed all those Trump “resisters,”
Al Qaida’s travel here will cease.

Oh, to hear the screams and moaning,
You’d think the World was at an end:
Those who hate the Constitution,
Now know it will be on the mend.