(To the tune of “My Favorite Things” from “The Sound of Music”)
by Earl Holt III
Senator Warren alleges she’s “Native”;
Just a race-traitor, caught being creative.
Ward Churchill was no more an “Injun” than I;
One thing neurotics can do well is lie.
White people passing themselves off as negros;
Pale-faced imposters, parading as “heros”;
Teens who join ISIS and go on the lam;
Each one of these, a white race-traitor’s scam.
The N-Double-A-C-P can’t be too bright!
Its members in Spokane were led by a white;
Creating a most embarrassing plight;
Proving “The Bell Curve” has always been right.
“Trans-Abled” people who lop off their limbs;
Communist Covens and Stalinist whims;
Illegals, atheists, traitors and queers;
A septic mix of the Framers’ worst fears.
Ignorant, dizzy and Bolshevik children;
Think that their “wisdom” is some kind of given;
But there’s one thing that unites the above;
“Shrinks” are all waiting at HealthCare.gov…